*..A LIL SUMTHIN SUMTHIN BOUT ALAN..*
Name:	Esco, Alan, Nigga Doo, Spyder
Birthday:	Jan 28th
Birthplace:	Hayward
Current Location:	...a place called exit (salida...but basically modesto)
Eye Color:	brown
Hair Color:	pink n black
Height:	...4 feet 2 in...in the morning,...i shrink as the day goes..
Right Handed or Left Handed:	..well...my forearm is pretty strong...oh wait...wrong question...ummm...RIGHT!
Your Heritage:	..i be Mexican / bean / olympic swimmer / track star
The Shoes You Wore Today:	timberlands
Your Weakness:	...bunnies n cows
Your Fears:	...dead bunnies...dead cows..
Your Perfect Pizza:	....a number 10 from jack in the box! wit no mayo, no pickles, no mustard, no ketchup, no mayo..and no soy sauce!!..
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	....meet my future ex wife...holla at cha boi !
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	"STUPID SLUT !!"
Thoughts First Waking Up:	dammit.......that was just a dream!
Your Best Physical Feature:	...my left pinky toe nail...the ladies go crazzzzy!!
Your Bedtime:	....depends on the positioning of the moon
Your Most Missed Memory:	....i dont know...i dont remember it...i missed it........wait...is that the question.....
Pepsi or Coke:	...dude...they used to put cocaine in coke!!..crazzzy shit!!!
MacDonalds or Burger King:	"welcome to yahk in the box......u wan ah yuhmboh yak?"
Single or Group Dates:	.....depends...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	Ice tea...biatch..
Chocolate or Vanilla:	nope....sherbert
Cappuccino or Coffee:	uhhh.....not big on coffee...gets me all cracked out....
Do you Smoke:	negative
Do you Swear:	.."say swear to god.......u liar!!.."....
Do you Sing:	....yeah!!....not good...but dammit i sing...
Do you Shower Daily:	..nah...only if theres alot of flies around me...
Have you Been in Love:	...yeah......but she put a restraining order on me!!..DAMMIT!!
Do you want to go to College:	.....nah.....but i want one of those shirts that says "COLLEGE" on it..those are hella saweet!
Do you want to get Married:	....sure
Do you belive in yourself:	yezzir...moslty on tuesdays tho..
Do you get Motion Sickness:	what kind of motion??..
Do you think you are Attractive:	yeah....if im holding a magnet...the other one comes to me...its crazzy
Are you a Health Freak:	uh.....no...
Do you get along with your Parents:	yezzir
Do you like Thunderstorms:	yeah.....they remind me of bunnies and cows
Do you play an Instrument:	...yeahp...well...u might not consider it an instrument...but i do.......
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	..yeah...i fell coming down the escalator at the mall...so i put alcohol on it...and i thought i would check to see if id get drunk.....uhhh....yeah...i dont recomend it
In the past month have you Smoked:	...hey...anyone ever smoke tea??...
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	...i dont think so....
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	.......nah.....but i met this girl...shes cool...she think cows are cool,.....we "Mooo" 'd
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	...yeah....but they kicked me out..cuz i wasnt wearing shoes!!..BASTARDS.!!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	...yeah..and then i went on the date n she laughed...she didnt like my teeth!!..SUPERFICIAL BITCH!!.haha
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	..nah...
In the past month have you been on Stage:	....my friends table!!
In the past month have you been Dumped:	yeah...after the oreo incident......
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	..yeah.....major shrinkage.....haha
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	yeah...a couple hearts...... ...but they needed the paper for soemthin so i gave it back
Ever been Drunk:	....only on weekends!!
Ever been called a Tease:	..yeah....but ...i didnt want them....
Ever been Beaten up:	Fuck..dont listen to JAMES!!....DAMMIT!...i told u she was a bigass 6th grader!!...stop runnin ur mouth!!
Ever Shoplifted:	...nah.....
How do you want to Die:	..fighting for something i believe in...or for someone i care bout......
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	....taller than 4 foot 2 !!..fuck!!...
What country would you most like to Visit:	...uhhh....Canadia..???..!!...ehhh....
*In a Boy/Girl..*
Favourite Eye Color:	....my ex only had one eye...so im not really picky
Favourite Hair Color:	neon green...birdsheet green....iono..Green?
Short or Long Hair:	...dont matter..no wigs please......
Height:	i like tall women....makes me feel masculine!!..so anything over 5 10
Weight:	310
Best Clothing Style:	...comando
Number of Drugs I have taken:	...uhhh...that depends on ur defintion of drugs....
Number of CDs I own:	...ha!!...who knows....
Number of Piercings:	3
Number of Tattoos:	i got a unicorn on my ankle....(..my friends got me shitface drunk and had someone ink me up....)....ASSHOLES!!!..
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	...none...made me who i am...